Dna Drama Lover Gifts

I need a sample of your DNA. Bug off, greed ball. Someone stole a pastry. I have a right to police my own cafe. Oh, fine. Here's some DNA. Splat! Nice aim. This does not happen on CSI!!

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Victorian Lady

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Victorian Gentleman

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

I Pagliacci

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Oedipus

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'