Dna Lover Gifts

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

Fear/Knowledge

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

Family DNA

Big Data Tonight

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Math Teacher

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Why does it always have to represent something?"

'ADN'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Jerk Gene

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'We've created a teenager!'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?