Dna Sleuth Gifts

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Family DNA

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

DNA Analysis.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

Frankenstein's Ancestry

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

Newton's Law and Order.

'ADN'

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Jerk Gene

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

Undercover Biophysicists

GM Crops Genie.

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."