Dna Scientist Gifts

"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."

Family DNA

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'ADN'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

Jerk Gene

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'We've created a teenager!'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

DNA Xmas.

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs (or bases), illustrating genetic inheritance within the family

"We cloned DNA from Captain Cook's bookts, and grew the world's largest piece of tinea!"

'Despite all the work that has been put into it, it's clear that the genome code is not a get-rich-quick scheme.'

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"No movie deals, no endorsements, no product tie-ins..."

DNA doctor

Profits from gene patenting.

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!