Gene Lover Gifts

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Gene Therapy

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Preparing for Casual Friday at the Genome Lab

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

DNA Xmas.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Profits from gene patenting.

Ginspiration!

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Happy New Ear!'

"Do you, Ashley, take Nesbitt and his genome to be your husband?"

'I'm all talked out. Let's look into some gene therapy.'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

'The stand-up geneticist'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Dead Scientists Climbs DNA Stairway to Heaven.

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Gene Expression

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'