Gene Junkies Gifts

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I've been genetically modified!"

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

'Darling, we were made for each other.'

'He's got your tattoos.'

DNA Xmas.

Baldness Facts

'You may share 85% of your genetic material with him, but I share 5% tops.'

Genetic Manipulation

DNA Lab. I spliced bee DNA into a dam-building rodent

Brian works in stem cell research

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

An inbred poodle.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

'I'm afraid our worst suspicions have been confirmed - we found slug, snail and a trace amount of puppydog tail.'

'Happy New Ear!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Elementary Genetics