Gene Jokers Gifts

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

The Return of the Germ

Giggle.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Party Schools...

Snakecharming.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

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