Genetic Jokesters Gifts

'Son, your mother and I feel you're old enough now to know the truth... You weren't adopted... You have the same crummy genes as everyone else in this family.'

"Don't look at me - it's YOUR D.N.A.!"

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.