Genetic Jokesters Pillows

'Son, your mother and I feel you're old enough now to know the truth... You weren't adopted... You have the same crummy genes as everyone else in this family.'

"Don't look at me - it's YOUR D.N.A.!"

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I'm working on my pet theory."

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.