Biology Jokesters Pillows

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I'm working on my pet theory."

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."