Biology Jokesters Gifts

'ever since we got up off all fours I can't get an erection.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"It's the formula for a black hole."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."