Genome Jokester Pillows

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'But it may be easier to understand the meaning of bioengineered life.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

"It's the formula for a black hole."

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

"Ah - The 'Big Gang' theory."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.

"Enough helium makes laughing gas."

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Grok's Black Hole Theory

"I keep thinking I'm a noble gas."

"I'm working on my pet theory."