Genetics Jokers Gifts

One of Many California Gene Pools

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"You're on mute."

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"Eve had a good sense of humor. She took a lot of ribbing on the job."

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.