Genetics Jokers Prints

One of Many California Gene Pools

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Giggle.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"You're on mute."

Party Schools...

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

Relativity explained; the woman on the train will always appear more attractive than the woman on the platform.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

"Eve had a good sense of humor. She took a lot of ribbing on the job."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

'When I asked for funding of my rooster egg laying research, I was told the chick is in the male.'