Genetics Joke Fan Gifts

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

One of Many California Gene Pools

Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'

'The stand-up geneticist'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Is the fire included?'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

Feed a clod, starve a feeble...

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

'I've decided to go straight!'

'Homosexuality might a good idea for the male black widows.'

'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'

Osteoporosis Clinic

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'You've got termites.'

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

Genetic Information Mapping