Genetics Joke Fan Pillows

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Dog forced to return bone

One of Many California Gene Pools

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Is that it? Is that the Grand Unified Theory?"

'The good news is that you look good. The bad news is that you're not as good as you look.'

'The stand-up geneticist'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'

'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'

"Your sodium level is high...probably from taking everything you hear with a grain of salt!"

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'You've got Finklestein's syndrome!' - 'Are you Finklestein?'

'Is the fire included?'

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

'Homosexuality might a good idea for the male black widows.'

Feed a clod, starve a feeble...

'I've decided to go straight!'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'I'd better run some tests... It could be cancer.'

Osteoporosis Clinic

'We can genetically alter any pet to fit your needs.'

'You've got termites.'

Birds family

Genetic Information Mapping

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."