Genetics Joker Gifts

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

E=Emcee Squared

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

Jim's Smart Kettle

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

Football crazy

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

"I don't need roughage that badly!"