Genealogical Joker Gifts

'The court sentences you to be removed from the gene pool.'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Father and son with matching beer crates.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Mom says she has a souffl

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Son, you can cancel your plans to backpack across Europe after graduation. See? Your father put up the old pup tent instead!'

"I'm an only child...unless you count my dad."

'Who put Grandad's teeth in the aquarium?'

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

'It turned out great except for Fido!'

'I swear I've never had any plastic surgery, I'm naturally this ugly...Heck, my whole family is!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

"He takes after your mother"

'He looks exactly like his father!'

"'Bring Your Dad to School Day' was so embarrassing Mum! Why didn't you warn my teacher that Dad is a hugger?"!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Please Wait Here To Be Scolded

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'