Genetic Joker Gifts

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

"My problem was a recessive gene for honesty, and a dominant gene for robbery."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Snakecharming.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

Frank's Laundry and Dry Cloning

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.

"I'm on the internet, dad...I am trolling!"

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"