Genetic Joker Mugs

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

"My problem was a recessive gene for honesty, and a dominant gene for robbery."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

"So a horse has 6 legs, forelegs at the front and 2 at the back?"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Party Schools...

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

Snakecharming.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

"From now on, take the human genome outside before you unravel it"

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

1907: Thanks to his dog, Edward Fishkopp discovers the rocket drive.

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'I don't like the look of this fish.' 'It had ugly parents.'

"It is the complete works of shakespeare alright but the pig's claiming he wrote them."

'Hey - don't blame ME...it's YOUR D.N.A.'

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

Man trying to get to sleep by counting cloned sheep.