Gene Joker Mugs

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Revenge had come.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Toilet humour

Snakecharming.

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Now go home and forget about your amnesia..."