Gene Joker Gifts

Genetic Engineer - 'Can't get the parts mate!'

'The good news is that you've inherited something from your father. The bad news is, it's his huge nose.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Early photobombing

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"OK, ready to go again?"

Get crazy once in a while

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'...a variety of local wildlife very close to the campsite.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Revenge had come.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Here lies BoBo the Clown

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'Sorry we don't do black decaf.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Toilet humour

Snakecharming.

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

No infrastructure problem here

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."