Gene Jockey Gifts

'Unfotunately they're all dark meat.'

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

The Computer Bore

"Tour de Frank"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Ready Mum?'

Human Sex Chromosomes: Female/Male/Male Who Leaves Fly Open.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

One of Many California Gene Pools

Jerk Gene

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"It must be still charging."

Scientists discover a new Superbug

How DNA molecules combine.

Snakecharming.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you."

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Our grocery carts are genetically modified.

'If you're fat, it may not be your fault. You may have the 'couch potato gene'.'

Printout in a genetics laboratory forming dna double helix

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

"I hope I age as well as you, Dad. Except for the neck."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.

'Gerald's genes have been crossed with a chameleon, haven't they, Gerald? Gerald?'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."