Gene Juggler Gifts

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

Snakecharming.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

DNA

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Work/Life Balance

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Baby On Boardroom

The coffee's not working.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I've given up trying to be on top of things."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."