Germ Jockey Gifts

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Tour de Frank"

The Computer Bore

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Rocking Horse

Gamers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

Flu vaccine.

'Ready Mum?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Hand sanitizer

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Gentlemen Riders

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

First past the post.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Horse racing puns

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The Return of the Germ

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Sporting maladies.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms