Germ Jockey Gifts

Scientists discover a new Superbug

"Tour de Frank"

The Computer Bore

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

A day at the transgenic races

Gamers

'Ready Mum?'

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Flu vaccine.

Hand sanitizer

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

Gentlemen Riders

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

First past the post.

The Return of the Germ

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Horse racing puns

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Did you wash your hands?"

Sporting maladies.