Jovial Jockey Gifts

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A day at the transgenic races

Gamers

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Horse racing puns

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Pie chart of pub conversations

Sporting maladies.

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'