Jovial Jogger Gifts

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

City Marathon.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Complaints Desk

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'