Jovial Jogger Gifts

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Running

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'Are we having fun yet?'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

"I hear Presbyterian is the new Methodist."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

I think when they talk about 'taking more excercise' they meant more than lifting the remote control.

"That's right, my dad is training for the Pamplona fun-run..."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'