Jovial Journeyman Gifts

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

The Paper Route

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'Where do you see yourself in five years? Still looking for work?'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'