Jovial Journeyman Pillows

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Paper Route

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

Clown Wedding with Rake

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Psychologist Birthdays

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

'Where do you see yourself in five years? Still looking for work?'

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'