Jovial Jet-setter Pillows

"How do you pay for all your carry-ons?"

"Would you like some wings?"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Pie chart of pub conversations

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'