Jovial Jumper Pillows

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Pie chart of pub conversations

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"That's the secret to a happy marriage. We both love the same things."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Hole drilled in floor. 'That's fixed that.'