Jovial Jokers Pillows

'Your horse is sure to win now that he's got rid of that little man on his back.'

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."

Hot Cross Bun

Santa School.

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."