Jovial Jokers Prints

'Your horse is sure to win now that he's got rid of that little man on his back.'

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

"I'm really glad that we're in this together."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

Clown Wedding with Rake

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'