Jovial Jokers Of Love Pillows

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Face Mask Romance

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Hot Cross Bun

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'