Romantic Jokers Pillows

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

I went to see the doctor today...he confirmed you're about to become a husband.

'I know you musicians...always wanting to fiddle around.'

'I really like smart women. Opposites attract, I suppose.'

'There goes the only woman I've ever loved.' 'Why don't you marry her?' 'I can't afford to. She's my best patient.'

'Why Mum married me? Well, she always jokes I was the first crab off the rank...'

'Very romantic my darling groom, but I won't fit...'

Valentine for a prisoner

Face Mask Romance

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Photobooth Photobomb

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!