Romantic Joker Pillows

"Remember that hurricane a thousand miles away? That was me!"

"OK, I took a hike. Now will you marry me?"

Supermodel's Valentine's Day.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

'My puff pastry doesn't always rise either.'

'Hi, do I sit here? Er...Oh.' (woman holding up sign saying 'Go away, you're ugly.').

Couple carving their initials into a man camouflaged as a tree.

"Not now please, I have a headache."

"You said you wanted pillow talk?"

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'You got something against bear hugs?'

'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''

I'll tell you this much, Desmond, you're one helluva snake charmer.

'...Oh, and I bought some new smalls in town...'

"Five more minutes and I'm all yours, Mr. Antsy."

'Here. Drink this till I'm hot.'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'It's not much of a present, is it?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

'No. It's a roll of quarters.'

"So...tell me...What are you wearing?"

Wuz It Good 4U?

His And Her T-shirts

"I'm not sure we can do anything for a broken heart."

'I just met the girl of my dreams - You know, the kind you have after too much pizza at bedtime.'

'I won't forget honey, in fact I've got my eyes on some stocking-fillers as we speak.'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

"No, you dummy. . . I said to take her flowers, not flour!"

"It was meant as a compliment. In my eyes, you're a real pig."

"It figures...the day AFTER I go on a diet, the boss asks me out to lunch."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."