Valentine's Day Joker Pillows

'Wow! Is it Valentine's Day already?'

Cupid arrested.

Night of the Latkes

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Get crazy once in a while

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"A little under done?"

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Snowman Driver

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Christmas tree exchange

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Ice-Cube-IV

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Santa Claws...

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"What do you mean, you 'feel funny'?"