Valentine's Joker Pillows

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you even more than my new shoes!'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

Santa's Helpers

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

"It was a botched surgery."

Christmas tree exchange

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Face Mask Romance

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Snowman Driver

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Good book?'