Joker At Heart Pillows

'Honestly, I leave you alone for just a couple of minutes...'

Boy confesses he wants to be a clown.

At the National Whoopee Cushion Testing Facility.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

The Devil playing a prank on a woman dropping chips on her to attract Gulls.

Lift Prank

Joke Shop

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"And did you pack this bag yourself, sir?"

"My buddy liked living in the fast lane until a truck ran over him."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Gooseberry Fool...

Get crazy once in a while

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

Batman's Baby

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Santa's Helpers

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "