Jokester At Heart Pillows

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"One of the hardest things to understand when you're in a different culture is their sense of humor."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Stink bombs detonated by November '91

Bagshaw & Sons Painters & Decorators - Working towards the door.

"I was on my way to a costume party when I suddenly remembered Uncle Fred's funeral..."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"I guess we finally filled it up."

The Joke Company - Press And Run

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"By the way, in our company, we've got an unisex toilet!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"I've got writer's block."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Some card-game puns

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Do it yourself books.