Jokester At Heart Pillows

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

OMG, do you take anything seriously?

"One of the hardest things to understand when you're in a different culture is their sense of humor."

'Cool! Thanks to our opposable thumbs, we can send SMS messages...'

Stink bombs detonated by November '91

Bagshaw & Sons Painters & Decorators - Working towards the door.

"I was on my way to a costume party when I suddenly remembered Uncle Fred's funeral..."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

"I guess we finally filled it up."

The Joke Company - Press And Run

"'Ere -what's YOUR problem...?"

"By the way, in our company, we've got an unisex toilet!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

This condition could be hereditary - does stupidity run in your family?