Joker At Heart Mugs

Boy confesses he wants to be a clown.

"Believe it or not, but we're Batman and Robin off duty!"

The Devil playing a prank on a woman dropping chips on her to attract Gulls.

Lift Prank

Joke Shop

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"My buddy liked living in the fast lane until a truck ran over him."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Get crazy once in a while

Gooseberry Fool...

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Santa's Helpers

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"You never giggle and read cartoon captions to me anymore."

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'