Valentine's Joker Gifts

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'I love you even more than my new shoes!'

Night of the Latkes

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

Santa's Helpers

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Christmas tree exchange

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"It was a botched surgery."

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Snowman Driver

Face Mask Romance

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'The most moving part, for me, is when they explain how to fuse the main pipe to the power hose.'

Ice-Cube-IV

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Good book?'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."