Romantic Jokers Mugs

"You're a bit quick with the replay!"

I went to see the doctor today...he confirmed you're about to become a husband.

'I know you musicians...always wanting to fiddle around.'

'I really like smart women. Opposites attract, I suppose.'

'There goes the only woman I've ever loved.' 'Why don't you marry her?' 'I can't afford to. She's my best patient.'

'Why Mum married me? Well, she always jokes I was the first crab off the rank...'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

'Very romantic my darling groom, but I won't fit...'

Valentine for a prisoner

Face Mask Romance

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

Tunnel of Like.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'