Jovial Jokers Of Love Mugs

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"The trees are laughing at us."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Clown Wedding with Rake

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Face Mask Romance

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Rex here, is just like one of the family.'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Complaints Desk

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

You know what I like about our meetings? There's always more finger pulling than pointing.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"That's right, Robert. Santa sends us a copy of his naughty and nice list, and we send him our students' grades."

Hot Cross Bun

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

"And now for the 'piece de resistance!'"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."