Jokesters Of Love Mugs

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Consenting Adults.

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

'What, not even a kiss first?'

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .