Jokesters Of Love Gifts

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Consenting Adults.

'They want your underwear.'

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

'What, not even a kiss first?'