Jolly Jumper Pillows

'The problem with hibernating is that I miss out on all the Christmas fun every year...'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

Chase me, chase me cows.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Santa's Helpers

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Leaping

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Santa School.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Freud Met Santa...

'Look Mum, I've got a pram!'

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

Visit Santa.

santa snooze.