Jolly Joker Pillows

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Santa Laughing.

'Apparently there's no good or bad children anymore... only misunderstood!'

Santa's Helpers

'NOW will you lose some weight?'

Filling up with Deersil.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Freud Met Santa...

Santa accidentally brings his mail bag instead of his gift bag.

"Then I ask the kids for their address and security system code – so's I won't trip the alarm."

"And where have you been all night?"

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Christmas Tree with Playing Card Symbols

"This job has got a lot easier since the police gave up on burglaries."

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

Santa's Helpers

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

santa snooze.

Santa Text Exchange

Visit Santa.

Santa Claus does not exist. Satan.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'Look Mum, I've got a pram!'

How's my Xmas Gifts?

'Look there - the legendary Reindeer cemetery!'

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

'Wear them on thanksgiving instead.'

'Well a significant pay rise does seem reasonable...And I don't think anyone would argue that you should have your workload reduced...'

"How can I look at myself in the mirror? Easy, I use a step ladder!"

Santa accidentally gets tangled up with some lights.

Santa Express Lane.

'Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground? '

"Here he comes! Don't move."