Jolly Jockey Pillows

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Fleas Navidad.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Gamers

"Merry Christmas"

Batman's Baby

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Santa's Helpers

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!"

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Elf of the Month

"Maybe this year..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Game Addiction

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Santa School.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Cool game!"