Jumpy Jockeys Pillows

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

"Bed Spread"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Gamers

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

Game Addiction

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"Cool game!"

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

How's the writer's block?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Early Football

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Consoles.

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

Christmas Spirit

The gaming world.

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

"I can't hear you but the banana can."